[$30] If nothing else, we Americans support our economy through our over-consumption of indescribably unhealthy foods… and now you can support it a little more. The Sunbeam Donut Maker is the greatest thing ever since the discovery of bacon, and equally unhealthy for you. (more…)

[$87] What’s that? You say you’re looking for more unusual home lighting solutions? Well here then, have some Beer Can Track Lighting. (more…)

[TBA] Have you ever wanted a floor lamp that references James Bond AND scares the ever-loving piss out of you when you try to find the bathroom at 3 AM, because here it is! It’s the Octopussy Floor Lamp, and it’s beautiful and terrifying. (more…)

[$70] Not that we have the energy in the morning to sort out all the bells and whistles on a Modular Shower Station, but as far as shower accessories go, it still looks cool as shit. Not that shit is cool. It’s more of a lukewarm. Not that we would know. (more…)

[$20] You paid a lot of money for that bottle of aged bourbon, and you’ll be damned if you’re going to let your swarthy little roommate guzzle it while you’re at work. Do yourself a favor and invest in peace of mind with a Bottle Lock – pretty much the only thing that will keep prying lips off your hooch without breaking the bottle. (more…)

[$100] They call is the Armored RC Drink Carrier, but we’re going to call it the prank drink carrier from hell. Yeah sure, it can bring you a drink. It can also spray you in the face with pool water at the hands of one of your a-hole friends. (more…)

[$55] The DC Pool LE offers a lit bit of style that’s good in any weather conditions. The super ventilated exterior means your feetsies will stay cool in blistering heat, and the material composition itself is all quick-drying, water-resistant material so you’ll be dry in the rain. (more…)

[$35] We never put much thought into pizza wheels but thank gravy someone is. The Rosle Pizza Wheel is a certifiable piece of modern art. (more…)

[$60] No one wants a fat tumor of a wallet sticking out of their back pocket, so cut the bullshit and saddle up with a Sebastian Slim Wallet from Wheelmen & Co. (more…)

[$128] No they don’t actually pair up to your iGadget, but iCufflinks are still the bees knees for stylish tech dweebs. (more…)

[$300+] For the discerning rock lover, we humbly present Wool Stones. They’re essentially giant throw pillows, but through some clever design work they look just like smooth stones. (more…)

[$70] We’re not sure if Lacoste is really in the Olympic spirit, or if they just know how to exploit the public, but either way we’re fans of their Eau de Lacoste Beauty of the Game Edition. It smells just like the original lady charmer, but it sports an international themed package. Slap a higher price tag on it and you’ve got yourself gold. (more…)

[$60] If we’re being honest, your entire life is probably on your iPhone, so do you really want to trust an underwater case with your precious everything? Yes, yes you do, as long as it’s the iPhone Scuba Suit. (more…)

[$10] As if you need another reason to guzzle a pint of your favorite brew. Beer Awesomeness is the bible for beer bros. It’s got every little bit of info you need to do the perfect pour, crush a can on your face, play about a gazillion drinking games, and even brew your own batch.

[$90] Picking up a pair of Arnette Dibs is almost like picking up two pairs of shades. They’re like a stylized Wayfarer, with an extra set of colorful arms for when you’re feeling fresh. (more…)