[$TBA] Sometimes you want to make a baby. Other times, you just want to stumble around a dark room waving your lightsaber wildly in search of, um, the dark side of the force? This metaphor fell apart pretty quick, but the point is: Star Wars Condoms!!! (more…)

[$47] Sometimes you need a fork, a spoon, and something that can stop bullets all in one neat package. Well, TAD has a spork for that, and it’s made of titanium. (more…)

[$100] Having a nasty looking pair of ear buds can often mean the difference between getting laid and not getting laid. Alright, not really, but still… a pair of Nixon Micro Blasters might help. Just kidding, nothing can help you. (more…)

[$67] No, it’s not literally made of stainless steel – that would be a pretty crap wallet in our opinion – but the Stainless Steel Wallet certainly looks rather steely. And apparently it feels pretty steely as well. It’s definitely not a look that every man will appreciate, but for those looking to deviate from the standard leather wallet, this isn’t a bad option. (more…)

[$16] You don’t have to play bass guitar or any instrument at all to look in a Bass Guitar String Bracelet, but it will definitely be difficult to justify such a bracelet unless you’re a music freak. These 9″ bracelets give you that rock bad edge even if you’re just a lowly roadie. (more…)

[$8] We’re posting this on a Monday so you can order in time for next weekend’s shenanigans. The Hangover Cookbook is more than just a bunch of tasty treats to down while you’re recovering though- it’s got quizzes and graphs to help you keep track of your recovery and analyze your altered state of mind. That is if you can pry yourself away from the toilet bowl for five minutes.

[$18] The biggest step on your journey toward adulthood isn’t graduating from school or getting a job; it’s using coasters to protect your crappy Ikea furniture. So be a big boy and pick yourself up some sleek Slate Coasters. (more…)

[$10] No idea why these Chocolate Bullets are placed next to a bottle of Bawls, but that’s beside the point. If you’re the kind of person who has an NRA membership and a taste for sweets, then we think this grub might be for you. (more…)

[$180] Yeah, the Resonating Transparent Speakers are really pretty, but that’s not a reason why you should buy them. You should buy them because their unique design creates some of the most amazing bass you’ve ever heard in a desktop speaker. (more…)

[$16] If you’re like us, you take Don Draper’s hint: drink more at work. Sure, it doesn’t always work out for the best around the office, but it makes for a damn fine morning. We prefer to break out the Business and Pleasure Pen for just these occasions. (more…)

[$12] If you have to ask what the Grippy Pad does, then your GED was delivered prematurely. It’s a super sticky pad (that isn’t actually “sticky”) for holding your gadgets securely. (more…)

[$250+] They may not be the easiest thing to cook on (we’re guessing), but Made in America Skillets are pretty damn amazing. Each of these hand-made skillets is shaped like your favorite state and made to order. If you can afford to buy the entire country so to speak, you’re both dedicated and a baller. (more…)

[$35] Like all light bulbs, the Light Bulb Lamp produces, well, light… but maybe not in the way you’d think. These empty bulbs are filled with clean burning oil, serving up about 5 hours of soft candlelight per fill. (more…)

[$75] Where do we even start with this thing? The makers say the M48 Range Hawk Axe is for clearing brush and chopping wood, but with a design this wicked, we know what its really for: fending off the undead. (more…)

[$100] How much would you pay to never wait in an airport security line again? A million dollars? A billion? Honestly, sounds reasonable, but lucky for us there’s the Clear Card and it’ll speed you through security for a measly hundo. (more…)