[$40] Are you a “winter sports enthusiast”? Is your undercarriage tingling at the thought of the year’s first snowfall? Is your sweaty old beanie from last year lying in a mangled heap at the bottom of your underwear drawer? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you need to invest in some new winter headwear, and we say it’s time to go beard or go home. The Beardo Beard Hat is the king of winter beanies. Why? Because it has a beard, that’s why. The Beardo is the only hand knit beanie with an adjustable hand knit beard, which is awesome enough in itself, but even more awesome for the man who craves a masculine beard but lacks the testosterone to sprout one. The Beardo comes in a bunch of colorways to suit your liking, each one providing a ton of style and more-than-adequate protection from the elements. It should be noted that, if necessary, the beard can be completely removed from the Beardo beanie, but that doing so requires you to revoke your manhood and purchase a subscription to Vogue. Prove your manliness on the mountain and grab one before the season gets rolling.

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