Industrial Bottle Opener

Posted by: uppgrade    Tags:  Bottle Opener    Posted date:  October 19, 2011  |  No comment

[$48] Most bottles don’t require a heavy-duty carbon steel opener, but that shouldn’t preclude you from using one. After all, you never want to be the guy who brings a knife to a gun fight- you wan’t to be the guy who brings a tank and throws it around like a boss. As near as we can tell, the tank of the bottle opener world is none other than the plainly named Industrial Bottle Opener. The Industrial Bottle Opener is manually machined from cold formed steel and stamped with its own production number. To ensure maximum durability, each opener is finished with a waxy, rust-proof coating. And for practicality’s sake, each opener is fitted with a quality leather strap. Be warned, the Industrial Bottle Opener is not for wusses- it weighs about as much as a medium-sized aircraft carrier, so hit the gym before purchasing.

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