Titanium Straw

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[$18] Are you a manly man with fists of aged lumber and a hairline like a silver-back gorilla? Of course you are! And as such, you deserve a straw that kicks the crap out of that little plastic garbage. You deserve a Titanium Straw! The Titanium Straw is certifiably badass. It’s made of food-grade (non-rusting, flavorless) titanium, and can withstand the might of your nuclear grip. Measures about 7 inches tall, so just don’t drink anything over 7 inches tall and you’re in the clear.



Titanium Straw



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