You Are A Douche Card

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[$6] If you’re having trouble articulating your feelings, it’s a good idea to get a card that does the job for you. For instance, if you want to eloquently express love for a significant other on Valentines Day, you get a mushy card, or if you think someone is a complete f*cking douche bag, you get them a Douche Card. The Douche Card is really fun to hand out, but beware: sometimes the recipient may act, um, violently.

Douche Card




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