[$55] If you’re not raising your children to live in a constant state of fear, then you’re not doing your job right. A scared child is too busy fearing for its life to make crayon art on your dress shirts or light your cat on fire, which means more quiet time for you. If you’re running out of ways to scare your child, consider Tinned Fear. Each tin has a bunch of candy plus a horror story from a best-selling author. Can you imagine your little one all hopped up on sugar and glucose syrup, shivering in a corner clutching a meat cleaver for fear of the boogie man showing up and eating his brains? Well, that’s about what to expect from Tinned Fear.