You Have Just Been Poisoned Glass

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[$20] Guess what? That extra spice in your coffee this morning wasn’t cinnamon; it was freaking cyanide and you’ve got about ten minutes until you can kiss your arse goodbye. No just kidding, you’re probably fine- we’re just trying to encapsulate the general attitude of these awesome “You Have Just Been Poisoned” Glasses. YHJBP Glasses, as we’re calling them for short, are 20 oz beer glasses that bear a grim message for their readers. While it might get a little depressing to read this every day, they make for some pretty great pranks, especially if your homies are already three sheets to the wind.



Poisoned Glasses



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