Bottle Lock

Posted by: uppgrade    Tags:  Drunk    Posted date:  August 13, 2012  |  No comment

[$20] You paid a lot of money for that bottle of aged bourbon, and you’ll be damned if you’re going to let your swarthy little roommate guzzle it while you’re at work. Do yourself a favor and invest in peace of mind with a Bottle Lock – pretty much the only thing that will keep prying lips off your hooch without breaking the bottle. We literally have no idea how the Bottle Lock works – I mean, no idea what-so-ever. But it does work and that’s what matters.

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