[$30] If nothing else, we Americans support our economy through our over-consumption of indescribably unhealthy foods… and now you can support it a little more. The Sunbeam Donut Maker is the greatest thing ever since the discovery of bacon, and equally unhealthy for you. (more…)

[$35] We never put much thought into pizza wheels but thank gravy someone is. The Rosle Pizza Wheel is a certifiable piece of modern art. (more…)

[$40] Sure a cutting board is convenient for cutting veggies, but finding a place to put those veggies afterward can be annoying. Unless of course you have the Mocubo, which makes it easy to scoop multiple ingredients into their own trays. (more…)

[TBA] We’re submitting this Glass Toaster for the genius idea of the year award… if there is such a thing, which there is not. Buy this, never burn toast again, simple as that. (more…)

[$10] May the force be drowned in a double shot of whiskey. May your Solo be frozen in booze. Something something something Millennium Falcon Ice Cubes! (more…)

[$15] Compared to some of the more bizarre bacon products out there (bacon wallet, Baconaise), Bacon Olive Oil actually sounds pretty tasty. (more…)

[$15] If you’re like us, you serve your meals on paper plates and solo cups, but for those who appreciate a better aesthetic with their food, check out these stoneware BBQ Fry Buckets. (more…)

[$47] Sometimes you need a fork, a spoon, and something that can stop bullets all in one neat package. Well, TAD has a spork for that, and it’s made of titanium. (more…)

[$10] No idea why these Chocolate Bullets are placed next to a bottle of Bawls, but that’s beside the point. If you’re the kind of person who has an NRA membership and a taste for sweets, then we think this grub might be for you. (more…)

[$250+] They may not be the easiest thing to cook on (we’re guessing), but Made in America Skillets are pretty damn amazing. Each of these hand-made skillets is shaped like your favorite state and made to order. If you can afford to buy the entire country so to speak, you’re both dedicated and a baller. (more…)

[$16] There’s nothing worse than pouring a frosty pitcher of beer for your enjoyment only to realize that you’re too much of a pansy to finish it before the beer gets warm. Well no worries you duck-faced, cry-baby, girly-man, because the Ice Core Beer Pitcher is here to save your dignity and your beer. (more…)

[$150] The thing about camping trips is you want to travel light, so equipment that serves multiple purposes is clutch. Enter the Power Pot: it can boil your food while harnessing that heat to produce electricity. (more…)

[$70] Graduation season is upon us, which means you’ll be guzzling gallons of the bubbly in the coming weeks. Make sure you’re drinking in style this spring with Inside Out Champagne Glasses, some of the most unique glassware you can own. (more…)

[$50] I’m not going to pretend like I fully understand the concept of aerating wine, but I do know that it’s important for flavor. If you’re next dinner party is lacking in the aerator/decanter department, consider picking up the Wine Breather Carafe. (more…)

[$20] Guess what? That extra spice in your coffee this morning wasn’t cinnamon; it was freaking cyanide and you’ve got about ten minutes until you can kiss your arse goodbye. No just kidding, you’re probably fine- we’re just trying to encapsulate the general attitude of these awesome “You Have Just Been Poisoned” Glasses. (more…)