[$10] Here’s a novel and completely practical approach to opening a bottle: take an old wrench, slice off the bottom tooth, grind it down, and crack a cold one. Don’t have time for all that? Just buy a Bottle Wrench. (more…)

[$28] Don’t take away our man cards for saying this, but the Bull Opener is, well, kind of cute… in a beef-jerky-eating, punching-bears-in-the-face kind of way. (more…)

[$48] Most bottles don’t require a heavy-duty carbon steel opener, but that shouldn’t preclude you from using one. After all, you never want to be the guy who brings a knife to a gun fight- you wan’t to be the guy who brings a tank and throws it around like a boss. As near as we can tell, the tank of the bottle opener world is none other than the plainly named Industrial Bottle Opener. (more…)

[$15] We’ll spare you the “get bombed” jokes and just say this: if you’re going to get drunk (which you inevitably will if you aren’t already) you might as well do it for good reason, say, world peace. That’s Beers Not Bombs’ attitude, and one with which we totally agree. If you’re on the same page, check out some of Beers Not Bombs’ awesome bottle openers made from recycled nuclear missile systems… and no, they’re not radioactive. (more…)

[$25] Yes, it’s true: the average 8th grader knows more math than we do. But that fact aside, we know what Pi is (who doesn’t) and we know that the stainless steel Pi Bottle Opener resonates with something deep within our forgotten knowledge. In other words: it’s cool and we want it. (more…)

[$35] A man can never have enough bottle openers, especially ones carved out of solid stainless steel in the shape of a bullet. Next time you have the urge to pop a cap, reach for the MadebyAmmo Bullet Bottle Opener and let the good times flow. (more…)

[$10] Well now isn’t this nifty. Bottle openers seem to get lost around this apartment more than spare change and keys, so we’re pumped to see such a convenient little product. Ring Thing Bottle Opener is easily our new favorite party accessory. (more…)