[$20] Guess what? That extra spice in your coffee this morning wasn’t cinnamon; it was freaking cyanide and you’ve got about ten minutes until you can kiss your arse goodbye. No just kidding, you’re probably fine- we’re just trying to encapsulate the general attitude of these awesome “You Have Just Been Poisoned” Glasses. (more…)

[$TBA] Taste the Rockies! Just kidding, Coors sucks and the Matterhorn is in the Alps. But hopefully whatever you pour into your Matterhorn Glass is a hell of a lot better than light beer. (more…)

[$38] Grieving can be a long and arduous process… or it can be an evening of hard drinking followed by a hangover wicked enough to eclipse even the worst losses. Being the busy guys that we are, we prefer the latter option. And we also prefer Jack Spade Good Grief Glasses so we know which grief stage we should be experiencing. (more…)

[$11] Feel like starting your Monday off with a stiff drink? Yeah, so do we. Probably best to use an Original Disposable Flask so you can transport your hooch covertly and dispose of the evidence. (more…)

[$48] Sandwiches are overrated- what you really want for lunch is a fiery glass of exotic hooch. The Liquid Lunch Martini Set has everything you need for a kick ass lunch and an even better afternoon. (more…)

[$16] To paraphrase Neil Armstrong, the Collapsible Shot Glass is one small drink for man, one giant gulp for mankind… or something like that. This handy, compact shot glass just became the new lead gadget in our mobile drinking arsenal. And yes, we really do have a mobile drinking arsenal because we steadfastly support anything and everything that allows us to get inappropriately drunk in absurd places. (more…)

[$70] How many seventy dollar buckets do you have at your place? Let me guess: none. So what the heck makes these crackheads think they can charge seventy bones for their Bottle Bucket? Oh right, it’s a clever way to chill your booze and it looks fantastic. (more…)

[$10] Well now isn’t this nifty. Bottle openers seem to get lost around this apartment more than spare change and keys, so we’re pumped to see such a convenient little product. Ring Thing Bottle Opener is easily our new favorite party accessory. (more…)

[$25] If you’re unfamiliar with Moonshine, it was a prohibition era staple for southern booze runners and a direct contributor to the founding of NASCAR. It could give you one Hell of a buzz, or cause permanent blindness and death. After prohibition ended so did the drink’s prevalence, but it’s been making a comeback in recent years. (more…)