[$6] If you’re having trouble articulating your feelings, it’s a good idea to get a card that does the job for you. For instance, if you want to eloquently express love for a significant other on Valentines Day, you get a mushy card, or if you think someone is a complete f*cking douche bag, you get them a Douche Card. (more…)

[$5] The problem with most store-bought greeting cards is that they’re either way too mushy for anything besides high school puppy love, or they try to be humorous and fall flat. Lucky for yo’ punk ass, you can pick yourself up a couple Ye Olde Gangster Greeting Cards. Choose from a variety of hilarious messages like, “Damn, you’s a sexy bitch,” and of course, “The back of your head is ridiculous”. Keep going for images. (more…)